(Cover) - EN Showbiz - Gerard Way insists crazy sh*t doesnt happen while hes on tour with My Chemical Romance.

The 33-year-old is lead vocalist in the American rock band, which also comprises guitarists Ray Toro and Frank Iero and bassist Mikey Way.

The singer admits that when quizzed about what antics he and his bandmates get up to on the road, he never has anything interesting to say. Gerard claims the group spend most of their time playing computer games.

We always get asked Whats the craziest thing thats happened on tour? Crazy sh*t just doesnt happen on tour, he told Kerrang! magazine. Do you really want to know what happens on our tours? Xbox. Thats what happens.

The long-haired rocker revealed that if he did cause mayhem while performing around the world he would keep it a closely guarded secret.

And you know what? If all that crazy stuff did happen, Im not going to tell people: Hey you know what? I took a sh*t in a hair dryer! Gerard laughed. (C) Cover Media